Nicknames: Ox
Address: You turn off the paved road of MN Highway 19,
drive a little bit up, then turn left.
Date of Birth: Somewhere between the dates of
Christmas 1979 and New Year's 1980.
Initiation Date: Last week
Major Instrument: I'm trying my hardest to develop the skills necessary to play the fluegelhorn with sophistication.
Vocal Range: Like most other small-testicled guys, I sing
Tenor I.
Father: "Sweet Jim"... my life consists of Babylon 5 and
the Lion King... Cady.
Sons: None at this time, but that doesn't mean I won't try to find a boisterous girl and have a few.
Ensembles: Mormons In Spandex
Major: Grave-digging
Minor: Painting water towers
Favorite Type of Music: I have always been one who likes a good polka, but to this day my favorite music has been church bells that ring every hour.
Hobbies: Watching paint dry, counting how many times a minute a faucet drips, getting lectured to, and playing on
my favorite computer - a TRS-80 Color Computer, to name a few.
Future Plans: Go to school for as many years as they will give me financial aid, accumulate as many majors as possible, then go back to my home town of Minneota to become a garbage collector.
Why I joined Sinfonia: A little green man told me to.