Nicknames: none
Address: ?
Date of Birth: unknown
Initiation Date: December 2, 1995
Offices held: Historian, secretary, and vice president
Major Instrument: Didgeridoo
Vocal Range: Greasy Falsetto
Father: Deadbeat
Sons: Scattered throughout trailer parks in Delaware, Rhode Island, and West Virginia.
Ensembles: Backup singer for the Grand Funk Railroad reunion tour
Major: Women's Studies
Minor: Squirrel Conservation
Favorite type of music: Frank Zappa, The Who, and Oingo Boingo
Hobbies: Sex, Drugs, and ROCK AND ROLL!!
Future plans: To live the good life away from civilization.
Why I joined Sinfonia: The best guys in town!